YEEHAW!

D@mn, haven’t started a Howdy with that for awhile, feels good!!!!

Hope you all are at the FitzGerald's show tonight, from what I hear it is gosh dern amazing! Anyway, in accordance with being a timely feller, I have instructed our webmeisteress (yes, she wears all black, thigh-high leather boots, and brandishes a mean whip, WOW is she hot) to send out the digital smoke signal at the precise designated moment predetermined by the alignment of the moon & various celestial bodies!

As an aside I have decided to try and make my life go better by deep consultations with the likes of astrologists, shamans, witch doctors, advice columnists, the I Ching, weejee board, palm readers, tea leaf readers, peyote sessions, fortune tellers, trend predictors, numerologists and wh0re-a-scopes! Well, maybe leave out the last one--they cost too much!

So far it has been ordained that this next Saturday, May 10th, the Heartsfield/Bernie Glim & Country Roads Band Show will be the best event of the year to attend. Not only that, but for those who choose to follow the prophecy of the wise men and women who have predicted said cosmic message, they will be granted an evening of extreme joy and laughter, the sharing of love with fellow festive mood-seekers, a d@mn good time, more noise than a jackass in a tin barn, and amazing celestial music on par with the harmony of the spheres.

It is general knowledge that the notion of harmony comes from the ancient Greek word, harmonia. It was a key word of the Pythagoreanism and meant primarily the joining or fitting of things together. Originally it was connected to the concept of cosmos. Its musical meaning was established by the early fifth Century B.C., according to professor Guthrie ("A History of Greek Philosophy," Vol. I,) first seen from Pindar. The numerical explanation of the universe was a generalization from the discovery made by Pythagoras himself and revealed the numerical ratios which determine the concordant intervals of the scale. We find it clearly in Aristotle's explanation of Pythagoras harmony of the spheres and also in Plato's statements.

Hold on a minute, I have to rub some more Tiger Balm on my third eye! OK, now back to the smoke signal!

Yep, we are gonna have a South Side Rockin’-the-Country Fest & Hootenanny with 2 of the South Side’s favorite bands! Get ready for a whoppin’ concert evening with the relaxed vibe of a club, booze and all! Even professional host Tom Lounges of XROCK radio will be there to add his magic to the night! Heck, we are even gonna start the show at an early hour so we can all get home safe and still be OK the next morning! Cabin fever has hit us all, so now is THE TIME to start thinking about getting’ on out and letting the good times roll.

Don’t miss it--it's gonna be a night to remember. And remember too, my friends, to Keep on Smilin’.